| | here's the chocolate...please don't hurt me! |
| HELP!...TOLONGTOLONG!...CHIO MIA!...I don noe how to type help in chinese.... | |
| Im goin to get hurt | |
| HAHHAHAHAHA ! ok , you're free .. ((: | |
| yumyumyum .. | |
| hehe | |
| *Calling police* | |
| "Hello Police someone here took my chocolate" | |
| *sirens* | |
| yaaa righht .. WHERE'S THE POLICE :P come catch me if u can .. | |
| *runs to chocolate store* | |
| *put | |
| and give the choclate back | |
| *put hands up* "Chocolate ? What chocolate ?!" | |
| "WHAT ARE THOSE CHOCOLATE STAINS ON YOUR MOUTH THEN?" | |
| *wipes mouth* " what are u talking about? Im not a chocolate stealer ! IM NOT IM NOT IM NOT !" | |
| "Come over here" | |
| "come there* | |
| "yes come here" | |
| *come there* LAAAA ! | |
| "Let me check | |
| *gave u my hands* "What have to do with my hands ? o.O" | |
| *checks nails*"AHA!...WHAT IS THIS?"*shows choclate in nails* | |
| "Okay , okay .. U caught me .. hmmph .. But i was hungry ! I couldnt help myself !" | |
| you're standing in a choclate shop for goodness sake can't u buy u're own? | |
| "But ... i have no money .. )): .. Im still a kid , you know .." | |
| "then go beg, borrow or steal..""okay not steal" | |
| "I just did ..Beg, everyone ignores . Borrow, No one wants to lend me .. Steal, i did steal ((((: " | |
| ohkay bad example | |
| *puts handcuff on | |
| U're coming with me | |
| "Awwwww .. Hey wait , before i leave this chocolate store, would u lend me 50cents ? I need to buy a chocolate ! ;DD" | |
| *Knocks head* "U rilli are shamless"...*drags u out of store n into police car* | |
| "U even told me to beg or borrow ..! & now you're calling me shamless ?! Youu meanie ! MEEEEANIEEEE !!! | |
| "Oh...SHUT UP!" | |
| "I wont .. until u buyy me that swEeet chocolate .." | |
| "meanie ! meanie ! meanie ! | |
| "FINE...here's | |
| "Yay ! How am i going to eat it if u handcuffed me ?!" | |
| "Here let me feed you" | |
| "Fine .. EWWWW ! wht kinda chocolate is this ?!! *pukes* " | |
| *WAHAHA*"WHO SAID IT WAS REAL CHOCOLATE?" | |
| "OOOH .. MY .. GAAWD ! SO WHAT IS THIS ? SHIT ?! YOU MEANIE ! MEANIE ! MEANIE ! MEANIE !" | |
| "WAHAHA" "YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR i | |
| WILL FEED YOU MORE | |
| "Feed lohh ! I wont open my mouth ! MEANIE ! MEANIE MEANIE !" | |
| "Slaps face"..."PIAK!" | |
| "OUCH ! How dare u ! You big meanie ! big ass !" *knocks my head on yours* | |
| "OW!"..."U TWERP!"... | |
| *KNOCKS | |
| "ugh!" *kicks your head* | |
| "Ugh!"...*calls for back up* | |
| "Need help"...."Twerp getting violent" | |
| "No one going to help you .. MWUAHAHAHA . dumbass." *steps on your leg, kicks your butt* | |
| "ow!" | |
| *Sirens* | |
| "LALALALAA" | |
| Police coming out of cars | |
| *skips around* | |
| Pins you down | |
| drags you to the police car | |
| brings you the home of naughty, violent and dumb children | |
| wahahaha | |
| "AWWWW MANN .. when i get out of this place, IM GONNA GETCHA !! ugh!" | |
| "stick tongue out at you" | |
| *stick tongue out longer than you!* | |
| "put my ass on your tongue" | |
| "Lick that!" | |
| *kicks your ass!* | |
| "pushes you away and runs for the door"slams the door back leaving you behind in you misery for being naughty,violent and dumb | |
| "that meanie police !" | |
| OK END :P |
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